Lucky
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Post by Lucky on Oct 20, 2007 11:19:43 GMT 10
As The Remoor Turns Written by Lucky With help from everyone that's random in the cbox.
Season One Starts out. .
WE ALL KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT FEATHER IS LUSTING FOR KATSE YET KATSE IS LUSTING FOR MISBE WHO IS LUSTING FOR HOBBES WHO IS LUSTING FOR FIRESPIRIT WHO IS LUSTING FOR BONES WHO IS LUSTING FOR BIG BOOBS ADN GREAT SEX. Misbe is a bank robber, Katse is a millionaire, Feather lives in a Cardboard box in New York and begs for Furbies, Hobbes and Firespirit live in Connecut! THE HORROR! Bones is a florist that wants to be loved yet ponders if he's gay while groping Hobo Feather, and Big Boobs and Great Sex is the head of a commercial strip club empire and was the father to Anna Nicole's child! Cinders is the crazy cat lady that is like ancient and pays young stripers to come and make her cats pleasureful. But the stripers are actually part of the giant Big Boobs and Great Sex coorperation and they play loud Latino Rap music which makes Hobbes and Fire and the rest of the evil House Wife Organization. And Misbe moves to Portland where he gets free Birth Control from the Portland Public School System! Then in the middle of the season, Katse goes broke when the NASDAC crashes and contracts POPCORN LUNG. Then Feather and Bones, a new and struggling couple move to Portland where Bones cannot control himself and f*cks everything that moves! And Featehr goes into a depression and is adopted into the SOCCER MOMS OF AMERICA. Feather breaks up with Bones, sending him into an angry depression inwhich he takes up Yoga and meets Big Boobs and Great Sex. Feather then goes and lives in Cinders' house where her cats get pleasureful. Then at the end of season one, Katse goes into a coma, and Misbe inherits the mansion. This is when Misbe remembers he loves Katse and goes and stays by Katse's bed side intil popcorn lung makes Katse really horny and he comes out of his coma and does it with a Mexican Maid's Dog. THEN, Just as we thought everything was over, Season Three starts up with Bones and Big Boobs and Great Sex doing SOMETHING in a dark alley. And then, Firespirit comes and disiplinces him! WHAT IS THIS?! FIRE IS BONES' FATHER! AND BONES IS CINDERS BROTHER! Then, as Misbe realizes the betrayal of Katse, he starts using Herion! Then, the cops catch him and send him to a Support Group. Guess who the support group leader is? FIRE! And all she takes about is Soccer Coaches' Boners and her naughty naughty children and how she must SPANK SPANK SPANK! THEN,A NEW CHARACTER APPEARS ON THE HORIZON! STANDING OUTSIDE A BIG BOOBS AND GREAT SEX MEETING, A LOBSTER SUIT CLAD INSANE ASYLUM ESCAPED PERSON STANDS, PROTESTING THEIR METHODS OF GETTING CATS PLEASURE! SHE IS CAPTURED AND GIVEN TO HOBBES, WHO USES HER AS A SEX SLAVE TO IMPRESS FIRE! FIRE KEEPS ON SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, AND HOW LONG WILL BONES TAKE IT? HOW LONG CAN HE TAKE NO TBEING WITH FEATHER? AND IS HE SEEING REPAUNZELL AND CINDERELLA BEHIND FEATHER'S TURNED DEPRESSED BACK?! AND WHY OH WHY ARE FEATHER AND MISBE HAVING "Alone Time" IN A DARK CORNER?!
That is your decision.
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Blade
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Post by Blade on Dec 18, 2007 19:35:27 GMT 10
and you didn't put in our wedding? Oh I'm all alone with no-one her to guide me.... but ya gotta have friends! (wifes)!
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