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Post by Sky on Mar 9, 2008 4:23:08 GMT 10
((504)) Cloud observed the Zigzagoon as she insulted the Shinx for running away. The Gible was in disbelief; the Shinx was way higher-leveled than he was, and probably her, and yet she would want him to fight? Cloud shrugged, not really knowing the way the Zigzagoon thought. She likes to fight a lot, doesn't she? Cloud thought to himself, even though it was kind of a 'duh' thought. But the thought he was thinking now, was why she liked to fight. To Cloud, he was a newbie at this, but maybe he'll soon find out as he battles more and more. Hopefully I will, or maybe I could ask her-no, she said she liked it cause it was fun... It was true, in a way. The Zigzagoon had said she considered battling fun, but was it her life? Too many questions that the Gible had no answer to as of yet. It was really a wonder how he could even think of all these questions.
Oh boy, Cloud had made her mad now. He even felt his Tackle hit her upper body, as he sprung back from the impact. Gosh, he didn't know Tackles could impact both you and the opponent, though he should've known that from the Tackling of the tree. The growls didn't sound too pleasant as he saw her get up. Why couldn't he growl? All he could do was yelp or make an impersonation of a growl, that would end up sounding like a barking dog. <Grawr......f...> Yup, his attempt at growling ended up sounding like a dog who was trying to bark. Cloud couldn't help but make that 'f' sound in the end for some apparent reason. Was it the way he spoke? Maybe when he grew up he'd be able to growl more efficiently and actually intimidate something.
<Hit ladies? You hit me first, for no apparent-- From his attempt at reasoning, he was struck by the Zigzagoon again. Why does she have to strike me in the middle of a sentence?! He didn't classify that as cheating, as it was his own fault for talking in the first place. After he got up from the stirke, Cloud shook his head to try and get some of the pain out of his system. <Earlier...?> Cloud, once again, did not know what the Zigzagoon was mentioning. There wasn't really an 'earlier' in their battle, but that was just his point of view. After all, he and the Zigzagoon were both very different Pokemon.
Sky was watching the battle and heard some growls and maybe even some conversation, which she, once again, could not understand. They couldn't have been talking about her...unless the Zigzagoon was insulting her! Sky widened her eyes; she just might've been being insulted right now! "Tackle again, Cloud! Right near her face!" Yes, if that Pokemon was going to insult her, then a Tackle to the face might do it good. Sky watched as Cloud charged toward the Zigzagoon and jumped higher up for probably its face.
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Post by Feather on Mar 9, 2008 11:44:48 GMT 10
The Zigzagoon raised a eyebrow as the Gible took a deep breath, and...barked? Her little face contorted into a look of confusion? What had he been trying to do? Oh be a copy cat and growl like her. Well hardly anyone could growl like her, almost every battle's first move was a sigh of relief, boredom was alleviated whenever a battle started. Yet if the Gible kept leaving opening through which she could attack, she would end this quickly. <Quit foolin' around. You are acting like a child!> It irked her. He was supposed to be scared , and panicked not making fun of her!
Rage rippled down her spine, her fur coming up in chocalate and creme tuffs. <Didn' mean you had to hit me back.> Yet she wanted him to hit her back, if he hadn't she would have grown bored and ran away quicker then the Gible could talk. Of course now she was being a hypocrite, she had hit the Gible because he had hit her, and he had nothing resembling that right. Of course he did! It was just a matter of how gullible the little(bigger then her) fellow was. So far he had proved pretty stupid. Well he was more of a dreamer then a fighter, but dreamers were good at working solo, not having their creativeness halved by humans and their orders. BAH! Humans!
Before the trainer had even given the order to attack the Zigzagoon was racing across the field, her legs blurring together in one large silver stripe. Her ears were laid flat against her skull, to keep wind from tearing thme from the inside out. The most devastating thing was her lowered head, and as she neared Cloud her tail was slowly being snaked in front of her eyes. < HOW RUDE! Your trainer is not only useless but rude! trying to mawl my pretty face with your ugly fin!> Pausing she continued running, the rest of her words merged into one long howl, where the words were barely discernible. Of course she said the following: <because she's jealous of how cute I am>
The charging Zigzagoon slipped right under the jumping tackle. That fat little fellow stood no chance against her. Especially when he tried to move his obese tail , and use his little muscles, to jump and tackle. She was quick! Not stupid. Turning as the Gible hit the ground she dashed forward, none of her speed was lost in the effort. Twising again she rushed toward the Gible, next time she'd let him hit her again, just for fn, and then shed' play dead. Until he got close then WHAP it was all over. A smirk crossed her face as her lean body neared the Gible. Gullible enough he was. Gullible enough to fall for that.
Besides her chest was burning from all this running about. She was tired, not because she wanted to be. Even if she acted differently she was one of the lwoer leveled critters on this route, and that thick skulled Gible had one hard head! [/blockquote]
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Post by Sky on Mar 9, 2008 13:00:35 GMT 10
((704)) Child? Cloud had only made an attempt to growl to see if he could, and the Zigzagoon was blaming him for acting like a child? The Gible didn't think he could ever understand his opponent's thinking system as time went on. Well, it could've been immature of him to attempt at growling, but what could he say? He was a level 5 Gible, and he didn't really know a lot; he couldn't even growl or look the slightest bit intimidating! <I'm not acting that childish! I was just trying to growl!> Cloud reasoned with the Zigzagoon, which he didn't think would do him any good. Reasoning and talking probably would just annoy the heck out of the Zigzagoon, if anything, so Cloud decided not to put himself in a worse predicament by saying more to that matter.
It seemed that Cloud was question almsot everything the Zigzagoon was saying to him with her logic. If she struck first and wanted a battle to start, then of course Cloud was going to strike back! Judging from her personality, she probably would've gotten mad at him if he hadn't struck her back. <Your logic is confusing me...If you didn't want me to strike you, then you probably would be exploding at me right now.> He hadn't known her for very long, but her first impression and comments were enough for him to judge what she would've done had he not struck back. Of course, if he was out on his own, he wouldn't have known what he would've done. Cloud would've probably been questioning himself on what to do for a while before he finally would decide to talk with her. She didn't seem like one for small talk though, seeing how annoyed she was when she came out complaining about his conversation with the nice Spearow.
It was hard to try and Tackle the Zigzagoon with her running around everywhere like that. When he heard her say how rude his trainer was, Cloud once again could not understand her logic. <Once again, how is she rude if we're continuing to fight? And she's not useless! If it weren't for her telling me what to do here, you'd once again probably be exploding at me while I would be trying to think on what to do! And how are you going to get any uglier by my supposedly ugly fin?> Cloud defended Sky and tried to reason again. He didn't even want to talk about the last comment. He didn't think Sky would be jealous of the Zigzagoon because of looks; as far as he was concerned, she probably liked being a human.
Because of the always-moving Zigzagoon, Cloud tried jumping higher to see if she would leap up. But much to his dismay, she went downward, and he therefore missed. Cloud landed on the ground with a slight thud, as the impact made him tumble a bit. So it seems that the Zigzagoon wasn't such a bad fighter after all; either that, or she was lucky on that attack. Or maybe she cared a lot about her face, and she didn't want it to be tackled. Cloud concluded that the face reason was probably her motivation. He had to admit she was pretty fast, though he wanted to prove that he was faster! When she rushed toward him, Cloud just barely dodged her by leaping on top of her body to come back down on the other side of where she was. Yes! The Gible celebrated as he barely dodged her attack.
Sky was slightly upset that the Tackle missed, but she got over it fast. So she decided that another Tackle might work; third time's a charm anyway. "Tackle the Zigzagoon again!" Sky called out to Cloud. She was glad that he was able to dodge her charging attack, but she kenw that the battle wasn't over yet. Sky was over the possible insults the Zigzagoon might've been making about her; it was childish of Sky to even try to get a wild Pokemon back for something it might've not even said in the first place. So Sky didn't really care where Cloud aimed his Tackle as she watched him charge toward the Zigzagoon.
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Post by Feather on Mar 9, 2008 14:35:14 GMT 10
<You are not meant to growl--Dragons roar you dummy!> Well not at such a lowly level of course. But the Zigzagoon thought his thoughtless comment shouldn't go unabashed. Most of what he said made no sense. What idiot would think that dragons growled? They roared and then ate you! They didn't need to growl and warn you, they got pissed, intimidated you then slurped you up like spaghetti. She ground her feet to a hault now that her attack was long over, and turned herself, much more slowly this time. In fact she almost tripepd over her tail, which she disguised with a glare at the Gible. It was his fault.
WHAT WAS WITH ALL THIS DAMNED TALKING!? <Am. I. Have. I. Not. Been. Angry. With you.> Even if it was because he talked to much she didn't need some idiot to poke wholes through her fool proof logic. Herh ead was dipped slightly to the ground, and her breath escaped in puffs. Most would have ran, yet this Zigzagoon was not one to run away from a fight. Especially not one she still thought she had in her pocket--figuritavely speaking of course. Seeing as Pokemon had pouches not pockets, and this little racoon like pokemon had neither of those holding objects.
<because you shouldn't have hit me back!> The female whined. Taking a threatening step forward. At the next comment she laughed, telling him the real reason would likely give him a big ego. No need to tell him that the fin was stronger then her skull. <Ugly contimates, it's like a disease. That you caught from your trainer.> Of course all humans were ulgy furless beasts. Who talked odd , and overpopulated the world. One species had about half as many as the whole pokemon world had free pokemon! So she was jealous! Hah! Of course! that's why she didn't answer, and that's why the Gible didn;t defend her.
When she heard the call for another tackle the Zigzagoon hunkered close to the ground, and braced her body for impact. Which came quicker then she thought. Of course the well placed growl did bring the pain down a bit. Latching onto te fin of the Gible she pushed down at his lower body, hoping to send him tumbling to the ground, with her on top. Where she could deliver another tackle. In front of her eyes stars swam. [/blockquote]
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Post by Sky on Mar 10, 2008 4:44:03 GMT 10
((612)) Roar? Wasn't that almost the same as growling....except...louder? Well then, Cloud was satisfied that he couldn't growl, becasue he was meant to do something more! He was meant to roar! Cloud then wondered what his roar would sound like when he got older; would it be intimidating, or friendly? Or could he even roar at all? The Gible didn't want to attempt a roar though because then the Zigzagoon might change her mind and say that he was supposed to growl instead of roar. Cloud figured out that when the Zigzagoon did talk, she had a 50/50 chance of saying something useful, while the other half was saying something that really didn't matter. It was no wonder she didn't like to talk; it was a 50/50 chance that she would say something useless or useful! That part was useful, overall, but he still didn't understand most of her logic.
<What?> Her words didn't really make sense to him; am I have I not Been Angry...all those words just jumbled in his mind. It didn't make sense to him, but he didn't require an explanation. The Zigzagoon probably understood what she said herself, but the Gible just couldn't grasp the meaning. If she was saying that she had not been angry at him, that might've made sense since she wasn't exploding at him yet. She looked more annoyed than pissed, actually. But he didn't know why she would say something like that, unless she really wouldn't get mad at him whatever he did. But he highly doubted that possibility.
<But I had to! Where would we be if I hadn't hit you back?> Cloud reasoned again, which seemed to really get him nowhere. The Zigzagoon seemed stuck with the idea that he shouldn't have hit her back. Still, it was in Cloud's nature to reason and think; so even if the Pokemon didn't want to reason with him, Cloud would just reason by habit. Besides, it's not like it wasn't fun; he thought that he would probably get smarter from reasoning. <Ugly contaminates? How can you judge whether I'm ugly or handsome unless I was the same type or species as you? And if I was indeed ugly, I don't think my trainer would make me even more physically uglier> There is goes again; Cloud's fountain of reason. As he listened to himself, he soon started discovering why the Zigzagoon probably no longer wanted to reason with him. It...gets boring and annoying... Cloud sighed; maybe he would come up with better reasons to reason once he got older.
Cloud felt his body hit the Zigzagoon, but then he felt something quite weird happen; she was clinging to him! <Ack!> Cloud yelled in surprise. How was she on him? How in the world did she even get on him? Did she plan this from the beginning? Unanswered questions raced through Cloud's mind almost in slow motion as he felt himself lowering down to the ground.
Sky widened her eyes; she had to think fast! Just then, she thought of something, and breathed a split second of a sigh of relief. "When you reach the ground, do a fast Sand Attack after you get her behind you!" Sky called out, hoping that her plan would work. She was actually proud that she thought of that while she had to think fast somehow. "If it hits or misses, then try for a Tackle!" Sky called out the last orders before seeing Cloud hit the ground, shake the Zigzagoon off, and then digging sand in back of him. After Sky saw him do that, she saw him turn toward wherever the Zigzagoon was to do another Tackle.
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Post by Feather on Mar 10, 2008 7:09:44 GMT 10
<Nevermind, you thick skulled..mo..ron.> The Zigzagoon chided breathily. Her head was hanging in between her front paws, and her breath escaped in little gasps. Og course her eyes were still ablaze with battle light. Her tensed muscles made it obvious that she was still more then ready to battle. Her claws dug furrows into the ground, as she warily watched the Gible. To her he seemed to be swaying. This had al happened before the monumental tackle, the one that was supposed to win this for her. <You are not just thick skulled, but hardheaded, and tht's not a compliment.> Quite a few pokemon took it as a compliment. Especially bagons they wanted to be thick skulled, the ticker their skull the quicker the evolved into a Shellgon. Squirtles, and Shuckles liked it to, none of the pokemon on her route took it as anything other then a insult to their persistence. Of course those that WERE stubborn were used to it, the rest started fights over being called anything less hen open minded. In case you couldn't tell she was one who was used to h earing it, but took it as a great insult.
<I would have won-an..d you..d have no problem..s> Except that he'd be knocked out, and laying prone on the ground. His trainer would have likely had ankles that looked like they had been dipped in acid, and they would both wake up in a world of pain. No problems for her, and she was the only one that mattered. It would make her feel better, yet it would piss her off that he had been to much of a pacifist to fight back. Making her tear him up more then if he had lost. Hopefully rip out one of his eyes, she purred at the thought. <because I just can. > This was bullshit. She hadn't lost a verbal or physical battle in months and now she was losing to a Newb! A ugly, fat, newb in the shape of a dragon at that! Did he have any idea how that made her feel. Halfway through the tackle her howl made one mroe word. <Win.> Meaning the win was hers. She was going to hit!
The Zigzagoon purred as she felt her claws gain purchase, and she bore the Gible to the ground. Lifting one paw she slammed it down, only to have him scramble away soon aftwerward. Hearing the word 'Sand', even through her exhaustted ears, she clasped her eyes shut, and held her breath. Then she dashed forward, her eyes at the ground. Then her head met the Gible's. Sending her rolling to the ground, and she landed prone a few feet away. Her tail blowing in the wind, but she hadn't moved. For a full 30 seconds, her face was turned away from the pair, making ith ard to know their was a smirk on her face. f course she replaced it with a dulled over gaze a few seconds later. Trying to assume the look she had seen on the pokemon knocked out, or worse in battle. The narcisstic Zigzagoon had to admit she had done a very nice job, of course she had seen the look on others enough to know how it looked.
Even better , let the trainer come. She thought to herself. Her whole body was buzzing with nerves, and she was so impatient. THEY BETTER HURRY UP DAMNIT! Be concerned, be ready to gloat, be anything that gets you over here!
Let the nice gentlemen come check on her. She'd give him what for when he did. SHe'd break the tip of that dorsal fin right off his head!
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Post by Sky on Mar 16, 2008 8:32:28 GMT 10
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Cloud was once again by the thinking method of the Zigzagoon in front of him. If she didn't explain herself, then it was really no wonder that no one understood what she was saying...especially him. Now was starting to get used to the insults she was giving him, even though half of them he didn't really understand. How was he a thick-skulled moron? Other then crashing his head into a tree, Cloud didn't know what else would make him that. <Honestly, if you don't explain yourself, no one is going to ever understand you.> Cloud told the Zigzagoon just as he said: honestly. Since she was throwing insults out at him, why couldn't he throw honest comments out at her? Of course, she didn't seem like the type to take it lightly; she actually appeared to be the opposite. It only took him a split second for Cloud to realize that she might've taken that as a taunt or something. Crap.... <How am I a thick-skulled, hardheaded moron? I can only think of one thing that would make me that, but that would be in literal terms. And I think that almost 90% of what comes out of your mouth is not a compliment.> The Gible replied to the Zigzagoon. Her insults were not making sense to him, and he was starting to wonder whether this was even worth thinking about.
<What do you mean? I'd probably be almost gone!> Of course, Cloud didn't know whether he'd be gone, or just have minor injuries. But either way, it wouldn't end well if he hadn't attacked back. Her later response to his judgement question just made him sigh; such a simple answer to a semi hard question. He didn't even attempt to argue with her on that point since it would just be utterly useless. Just then though, before he could even really start thinking about making an objection, Cloud saw the Zigzagoon on the ground. He widened his eyes; since when did this happen?! He must have been in deep thought if he didn't see how she was already on the ground. When he didn't hear the usual insults or see her get up, Cloud wondered to himself. Did I knock her out...? He wondered to himself as he inched a bit toward her until he stopped dead in his tracks. She might Tackle me! Cloud didn't know what to do; perhaps it was paranoia. He wouldn't be surprised if she would Tackle him though; she definitely had it in her. Cloud looked toward Sky for any input.
Sky looked at the Zigzagoon; did it faint? Or...did it die? Cloud didn't Tackle her that hard...did he? Sky sighed; now she was debating whether Cloud should Tackle it or somehting. If it was in fact dead...then she'd better bury it. It didn't seem to move, and Sky felt very ashamed, about it fainting or something, so she decided to put sand over it. "Cloud, Sand Attack its body in case it's..." Sky didn't want to say it, so she didn't. But she looked away a bit as she heard Cloud digging...and sand flying.
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Post by Feather on Mar 16, 2008 11:51:19 GMT 10
<But then I'd have to repeat my perfectly sensical statement.> The fritzed Zigzagoon replied with a hiss. She hated having to repeat herself, when she was perfectly clear. It wasn't her fault everyone else was so damn stupid! It wasn't a fault of hers that everyone else was to insufficient to understand her genius reasoning <You can be--because you are!> The Zigzagoon hated having holes poked throughout her seemingly wonderful logic. <Shut it.> A smirk slowly spread across her face as he threw the 90% statistic, of how much she said was meant as a insult. <It took you this long to figure this out you hard-headed, thick-skulled moron!?> She was running out ofi nsulting words. Which was another good things about her playing dead routine, it gave her mind time to think up more wonderful insults to throw at said moron. Before she knocked them out. She liked the knocking out part more, but only because she got to taunt them first.
The Zigzagoon listened, and her face contorted into a look of broiling anger. He had been so close, and the moron had stopped! About two body lengths away. Hoping no one had seen her face she wiped all emotion from her mind, and waited for him to approach again, hoping that he would do so. Her chest was starting to burn from constricting her breathing, and it didn't help that he could probably hear her heart galloping along. Sometimes she wished it would just quiet down and shut up so she could kill others without being heard. It was then that she heard the damned human 'in case it's...' what? Passed out? You'll bury it cause its passed out.
Oh. She was that good of an actor eh? They thought she was dead. But now that he was burying her he'd come no closer, and sand was falling over her in layers, making it hard to move, and cutting her skin. With both eyes closed she leapet from the pile of sand, aiming all of her leftover pwoer at Cloud. <YOU INSULT ME! A little moron like yoU!? Kill me!? PREPOSTOUROUS!> She snarled, both claws outstretched, the Zigzagoon shaped inprint in the sand was colored with blood, from where the sand had scraped her and drew the liquid of life. Leaving the sand looking like some demented snow angel, of course the snarling spitting beast who had made it was obviously less then angelic, quite the opposite in fact. All it needed was red eyes to be msot people's worst nightmare. Not to mention she had just been paid the biggest insult ever, being accsed of being dead because of this HARD SKULLED IDIOT!
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Post by Sky on Mar 16, 2008 13:28:45 GMT 10
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Perfectly sensical? Nothing she said was perfectly sensical! Cloud rolled his eyes and sighed. What was this world coming to, having Pokemon like this in it?! The Gible couldn't imagine life with the Zigzagoon; they'd be fighting 24/7 until their dying days probably. <I didn't say repeat yourself, I said explain yourself!> Cloud explained to the Zigzagoon. It wasn't that he hated her; he didn't really have it in him to hate anyone yet. But the Zigzagoon in front of him was definitely in the zone of 'dislike.' The next comment was just as sensical as the last, which was close to insane. <How can anyone talk to you?! You're so....so....so....non-explanatory!> The little dragon was beginning to lose his patience and was seriously on the brink of angry and calm. His calmness of her earlier comments were not as much of a problem...until they were consitently so non-sensical that Cloud just really couldn't take it a lot. One could say that his growing loss of patience was hereditary, as it was in most dragons, being known for their stubborness and such. And as time passed on, Cloud noticed that she was using the same insult for the past few moments. Now his patience was a thin line; it was almost about to be broken as he tried keeping his cool and 'shut it'....for now.
As the Gible was digging in the sand over the corpse, as he was told, he was surprised. She was...dead? Had he killed her with his thin line of sanity? Cloud finally had some peace for now as he thought to himself as he vigorously dug to vent. He almost expected an insult at any moment, but he kept reminding himself that the loud-mouthed Zigzagoon was dead. Because their relationship wasn't that good, Cloud didn't flail the sand attack in a neat way; he just let it fly, which probably made it rough and stuff. Cloud was actually appreciating the quiet since he was tired of the non-sensical insults; he just couldn't think he could really take it anymore after awhile. Did the Zigzagoon have any friends? If she did, he pitied the one who had to listen to her; no logic or thought whatsoever. It was just then that the Gible realized he was in a little hole because of all the sand he was digging in such a fast and somewhat violent way settling his feelings. <Gosh...it's hard to believe that she's actually-- Cloud started...until he heard that familiar insulting voice which made him widen his eyes. The Gible was in a fairly deep hole, so he could only see a glimpse of her, but that was all he needed in order for him to know that she was pissed. The venomous words that he heard were probably the only words that made sense all the battle time. Cloud was fairly intimidated, but he slowly climbed out of his hole and widened his eyes. The sand that he dug over her was red...with...blood?! Cloud looked at the beaten-looking Zigzagoon and awaited orders as he tried turning away from the scary and frightening scene with a scary and frightening Zigzagoon. .....AAAAAH! Cloud screamed in his head as he prayed that Sky make her orders fast.
Sky jumped at the loud Pokemon cry of the heap of sand. "Eek!" Sky screamed and widened her eyes; how was it that it was alive?! She was almost sure that it wasn't breathing! Sky was frantic for now and even freaked out a bit when she saw the blood on the sand. Oh my god...oh my god... Those words were running though her mind as she darted her eyes around the scene. It was that moment when it occurred to her that the Zigzagoon looked pissed....and she had to give Cloud some kind of order. "Um....um...Tackle it headstrong, Cloud!" Sky shouted as she saw Cloud rushing over for a Tackle. Sky prepared herself for some kind of explosive ending as she winced once she saw a glimpse of Cloud getting close.
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Post by Feather on Mar 16, 2008 14:20:24 GMT 10
<But you cannae repeat yourself without a explanation.> So she was changing subjects now eh? Well she needed something he couldn't poke a hole through. Besides she could have fixed her mistake, but it was better to keep the damned moron confused and on his toes. <Or as you would want me to sat: You cannot explain yourself sensically without a explanation.> Then it opened its big ugly fat mouth and spoke again. Curse it, this was a battle not a fucking tea party where they could converse, and talk about the weather. <me!? You're the one who makes no sense~!> She was unexplantory!? He hadn't explained why he had randomly attacked her, or why he kept rebuking her statements~! <You. Are. Such a--DUNCE!> Frankly he was, and it had taken her this long to come up with a new insult word besides moron.
The Zigzagoon had listened to the Gible. Well he had pitied her, but that was no excuse that he could think that she had actually been beaten by the likes of him. Of course it was nice that someone would feel ad if she died, even if it was hthe murderer himslf. At first when she had burst out of the sand her face had been tinged blue, but now the normal color was returning to it. She liked the face of the Gible, he was frightened! Not just the dragon type! The Human too this was wonderful.
The little respite in the sand had left her feeling a little refreshed. But it converted to her feeling a LOT Better. Of course the screams might have helped. <Tackle me..you lazy fat ass little dragon.> Now she was ready! The dragon thundered forward, and the Zigzagoon hunkered closer to the ground. Waiting. When she could see, and almost practically hear the fear draining off of him she leaped. Of course his dorsal fin smacked into her tail, and turned her dodge horrible awry. Lanidng on the ground in a heap she staggered back to her feet, shaking her head. She hadn't jumped high enough, damn that fin was longer then she thought. Now she let her tail sag to the ground, and directed all her enegery into one last tackle, and jumped at the last scond, aiming for the head of that damned GIBLE! Hoepfully he'd bite the dust, and een if she did lose, he'd get a taste of the sand that she likely would never get out of her mouth.
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Post by Sky on Mar 17, 2008 3:49:15 GMT 10
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<Exactly! You cannot repeat yourself sensically without giving an explanation of it! And you are not doing that!> Cloud said back to the Zigzagoon. This time, it looked like she had an attempt at making sense, and he just now realized that he agreed with her on that statement. Cloud was a bit taken aback with himself; could it be that she said something sensical?! Wow; that was new; where had he been? Those thoughts were sarcastic comical relief, of course; she didn't appear to be downright stupid at least. If he had come across a truly stupid being, Cloud wouldn't know what to do, actually. Maybe that would be the time that he would either crack up, or lose patience trying to reason with it to make it smarter. <Me?! Are you joking?! I've been making sense this whole time! You just don't realize it because you're the only one that understands all your non-sensical statements!> Cloud fired back at her. But the thing was, it never occurred to him that he might not be making sense; he just blocked that part out. He also expected 'moron' for the counterargument, but it appeared that she actually used a new word. <Me? A dunce? Well then, you are a nincompoop!> Cloud said something just as non-sensical as the Zigzagoon was saying to give her a taste of her own non-sensicalness.
Lazy? Oh come on! Cloud thought to himself as he charged at her; if he was lazy and fat, he would probably be moving very slow and getting tired very fast. As for ass...Cloud would have to look at that later due to the fact that he couldn't right now. Just then, he saw her leap up, which meant that she dodged it. Darn it! But then, Cloud felt his fin hit her somewhere on her body as he tumbled a bit over a ways. When he turned around, he then saw her starting to charge at him! She appeared tired, and he was as well, but he had more than enough to keep moving. He also spotted sand on her mouth area and all around her body while he watched her charge. Cloud got himself ready to endure a strong Tackle as he felt himself getting hit and rolling where he came from again. That hurt! Cloud lifted himself up and awaited more orders, even though there was a pain somewhere in his chest where she hit him for the time being.
Sky widened her eyes as she saw the Zigzagoon hit Cloud and see him fly. There was sand all over the Zigzagoon, and she appeared to be so angry at him. What did Cloud say to make her so angry? The Spearow talk looked so peaceful and they seemed to get along, whereas the Zigzagoon looked so angry. Judging by how much motivation she looked like she had while attacking Cloud though, it probably meant that she didn't have a great personality. But now Sky was debating whether or not Cloud should make her more miserable with a Sand Attack, or go in an attempt to faint her, Tackle. Sky didn't know what to do, though the Sand Attack seemed more gruesome than a Tackle; it also had more of a chance to hit. With this information, Sky decided to use it to her advantage as she decided what to have Cloud do. "Tackle it, Cloud! Right on her side! You're doing great!" Sky let out another cry of encouragement as she saw Cloud rushing from where he was and charged. The battle was exciting, no doubt, and Sky stood up straighter to see what the outcome might be.
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Post by Feather on Mar 17, 2008 8:07:24 GMT 10
<That makes no sense you oxymuffin~!> THe Zigzagoon barked back. What idiot would think something like that? Of course she had only meant it as a joke, and here that stupid Gible had went and agreed, proving her point that he was a moron and not the other way around. Non-sensical statements! Didn't e understand Shut it? What statement she mad hadn't made sense, she had called him stupid, which was true and practically the definition of understandable, fat and lazy. Both of which made a hell of a lot more sense then 'You're the one speaking nonsensically' did! <Well you;re the only one that understands this nonsense you've been spotting.> Then again if she couldn't udnerstand them how had she replied correctly evertime? ANSWER:What he said made sense to her, and she wasn't going to admit it. <Me!? Are you sure you didn't look in that rain puddle when you said that!?> The Zigzagoon questioned, both of her ears rose in indignation. Not to mention her face went through five shades of red. It was rude to call others names! Didn't this nincompoop know that? Who the hell had taught him a funy wor like nin--come--poop anyway?
The female okemon let out a hiss of victory as she hit the Gible, and knocked him over, not willing to relinquish this small win she hung on for dear life, letting out a growl every time the Gible rolled over she was relieved to find herself on top.Lifting her head she rammed it into where his chest should have been then bounded off, well more like stumbled off. She heard the order for a Tackle, and this time she had a idea. Hopefully the Gible could get used to the taste of sand. Bounding slightly to the left right before the Gible would have slammed into her. She waved her back end in aa taunt, or a tail whip. Which she did as for more the first reason, but it was a Tail whip, and would hopefully lower his defense. Not that it made her think for one second that she would win. Her chest was burning as well, but because of lack of oxygen, and nto a injury, that honor belonged to her muzzle, where the sand dug in everytime she spoke.
Winking at the obese little dragon she kicked out with both of her back legs, aiming for the Gible's own. Hopefully he fell face first into the ground.After she laid her legs back down on the ground she allowed her body to fall to the ground, she was done for. She was a level lower after all, and this battle had been hard, because her oppeneet was a higher level. It had nothing to do with her own skills as a battler. She was better then this damned Pacificitic Gible. <You are such a loser....> If he was the lsoer then why wasn't he the one laying prone on the ground, and waiting for the tackle to finish this battle?
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Post by Sky on Mar 20, 2008 7:51:32 GMT 10
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Oxymuffin? What in the world was an oxymuffin? Cloud thought to himself as he heard the Zigzagoon say that. Is she calling me a Tauros who likes muffins? What the heck does that have to do with anything?! Cloud was deeply confused now because the Zigzagoon was not making sense at all. He didn't bear any resemblence to a Tauros, much less who likes muffins. He had not even had a muffin in his life! <What the heck does an oxymuffin have to do with anything?!> Cloud questioned frusturatedly back. Would anything ever make sense to him with this...Pokemon if they were to be together? The answer would be a strong 'no' because he hardly understands her as it is! <You must understand it as well! How can you not?! My logic is simple and straightforward, whereas yours is just up in the clouds!> The Gible fired to her again; his logic was simple...wasn't it? He couldn't think a simpler way to think unless he didn't think of other things....which didn't make sense somewhat. Oh, the complications of Pokemon thoughts! <Rain puddle? Don't you know what a nincompoop is?!> Cloud didn't blame her if she didn't know; he only learned most of his words from watching TV at the Lab sometimes when he could hear it. He was considerably smart, and certainly not stupid. It was harder to point out flaws for himself though as he tried thinking of something entirely and truthfully wrong with him. He knew there was always something wrong with him, but he didn't want to admit his own flaws to a Zigzagoon, much less his trainer!
Cloud felt some pain after the earlier Tackle, but he knew he had to take it...at least after the battle. He stomped his foot a bit when he missed his Tackle, Darn! Just then, he saw her tail wag back and forth, and this somehow caused Cloud to think. Why should I be afraid of this? And he therefore lowered his guard for the time-being. It was just a tail after all! Why should he higher his guard for something as petty as that? Some sand made its way in one side of Cloud's cheeks...most likely from the impact of the earlier Tackle. It annoyed him that his arms couldn't exactly reach where the sand was--ACK! Cloud felt some kind of leap toward his leg area-maybe he shouldn't have lowered his guard... OW! He thought to himself as he tumbled down...yet again. As he wobbled up, Cloud heard the insult and scurried back, a bit breathless. <Loser? I'm not a loser!> Cloud shouted to the Zigzagoon as he glared toward her on the ground. She looked beat, and for himself, Cloud had to admit he was getting tired. After all, she had hit him many times, and he was on the verge of becoming like her on the ground, but his willpower made him carry on. Cloud had to get her back for all those insults she made to him!
As soon as Sky realized that the battle was almost over, and the Zigzagoon was on the ground, she felt a sensation of victory, but did not celebrate just yet. If she had indeed won the battle, a great reward would definitely be coming Cloud's way, as he deserved just enough, if not more, credit for the battle. Even if they did lose the battle for some strange reason though, the point was that she still tried, along with Cloud. Deciding to give him a Pokesnack after the battle, along with potion to regain health, Sky decided to give another command, hoping that it would hit. "Alright Cloud, Tackle it again!" Sky commanded as she saw Cloud charging toward the ground-laying Zigzagoon. The battle was already keeping her on her toes enough as it was! What was different in the battle was that Cloud didn't seem to get along with the Zigzagoon at all, really. You can do it, Cloud! You can do it! Sky thought to herself as she literally stood on her toes to see the outcome.
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Post by Feather on Mar 20, 2008 13:55:38 GMT 10
<WHo the hell said Oxymuffin! I said Oxymoron! What idiotic Pokemon would insult you by callin' you a muffin!?> WWell she could have sworn she did, but with fatigue clouding her mind, and tiring her mouth. Twisting and slurring her words, andb esides she was ight the Gible had justh eard the word muffin! It wasn't as if she lacked enough common sense to not be able to differentiate between muffin and moron. So it was the Gible and his faulty ass ears. It had absolutely nothing to do with her wonderful taunts, he was the one who twisted them. <We already established that your logic is nonexistent! Right!?> She had said that quite a few times, and now the stupid Gible was forgetting it. How many times had he claimed she made no sense at least ten times, which made no sense, she had understood his claim the first time, and refuted it. <YES! I was talking about your reflection shupid!> Now that was a really stupid way to take his insult, what idiot called someone else a rain puddle?! The Gible had thought she did, did he have any idea what a-- <Do you have any idea what a reflection is?>
<You are not a loser, you are THE loser, so your right.> She had said that right? Maybe the Gible wasn't theo ly one who needed to clean the sand out of is ears, he must have some right? How was he hearing her otherwise? maybe he heard trough her vocal cord vibrations, for no ears did she see. With her wonderful eyesight, that made it very likely that he didn't have any. Scary. <Which makes me a winner!> Or wasi t the winner? No matter. Of course when one is laying gasping on the ground that claim loses most of its power. Of course to the Zigzagoon it would always be true.
If she lost it would be benefitial to forget after all. She had selective Amnesia quite a bit actually. It was commonplace, which was why she seemed to forget what she said that Cloud correctly refuted.
The Zigzagoon smirked as she felt her feet make contact with the soft flesh on her belly. Of course when he spoke, and merely fell back winded she let out a angry growl. DAMNIT! She had thought that would knock him out. She wasn't a optimist after all, well maybe when it came to herself she was. She was glad that the Gible took a break, at least she could end this standing, instead of laying on the ground like some road kill. Some very fresh, breathing, sand covered, striped Road kill. Gouging the ground with her claws she pushed herself up to her feet, and swaying slighty turned around to face the Gible.
She could hear the trainer's breath intake as she ordered her Gible to attack. Closing her eyes the Sigzagoon felt the fin ram into her chest, and then she flew. Hitting the ground rolling she landed belly skyward, both eyes closed, and breathing steadily. But she had lost. Although one could have sworn even as she flew through the air she hadm uttered one word: <Oxymuffin.> Yes oxymuffin,moron was to common. After all she had used idiot one to many times, moron three times way to many. And loser was not even that bad of a damned insult! It was liek calling someone ugly with a smile on her face.
[!] CONGRATS! Your Gible has won the Battle![!] Whats this?: The Zigzagoon was holding something~ YOU HAVE FOUND A: Persim Berry
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Post by Sky on Mar 23, 2008 5:20:07 GMT 10
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<Ahem....you> Cloud coughed those words out; she did say muffin! He knew she did! After all, the Gible wasn't deaf; he knew what she was saying, and he was sure she said oxymuffin. And what was an oxymoron? What that a Taurus who was a moron? What was with all the 'ox' words?! Cloud wasn't that big....was he...big enough to be a Taurus? It was hard to believe that the Zigzagoon would actually compliment him, so the Gible took the comment as an insult. <Why are you calling me a Taurus who is a moron?! If anything, wouldn't you change it to a Gibymoron?> Why Cloud even said that was beyond his own reason abilities. He just gave her an insult to give to him! Well, actually, maybe he just gave her a more sensible insult to give to him besides having to do with Taurus. <No! You never said anything about my logic being non-existant! We've only established yours being non sensible!> Of course, maybe the Zigzagoon did bring up his logic at an earlier time, but Cloud might've blocked it out. After all, he personally thought his logic was pretty nifty, if anything. Though he knew still had a lot to learn in the world. He thought it was admirable enough that he knew as much as he knew. <Reflection...?> Dang; Cloud was taken aback. He didn't know what a reflection was; oh boy, that was embarassing. So he didn't reply to that because he didn't want some of his....pride to go down, he guesses.
<I'm not the, or a, loser at all!> Cloud struck back, though he knew that wasn't the greatest comeback he ever came up with. Now he was just defending himself. <It would make you a winner....if you weren't losing> Cloud was getting more confident of himself; after all, he noticed that he wasn't doing too bad of a job so far. But he couldn't deny her knowledge of that if the opponent was losing, the other would be winning. Unfortunately, that would contradict the situation now, where Cloud was winning and she was losing. Well, that was what it looked like, even though he was pretty tired and pooped from the intense battling.
After Cloud felt himself Tackle the Zigzagoon with mostly his fin to her chest. She was flying a bit before he saw her roll toward the ground. Cloud felt a bit sorry for her and what he did; even her last words made him feel considerably sorry. But after he had some time to take in what she said, it made Cloud laugh slightly. <....Ha..> It wasn't a victorious laugh, or an outsmarting one, but a laugh that showed that he understood what she said. And he respected the Zigzagoon; through the end she didn't flee or run away, and that was a pretty good sign of bravery. No doubt that she got him tired and beat, so he wobbled back toward Sky until he felt a strange sensation. <What...?!> Cloud felt himself grow and become more knowledgeable for some reason. He somehow had knowledge of some more attack moves to use on opponents! <Woah...> Cloud smiled to himself; he wasn't so tired anymore! So he victoriously walked toward Sky and stood tall. He felt himself get stronger!
Sky smiled as she walked toward Cloud; they won! She won her first battle with Cloud! This was a cause for celebration! Sky ducked down and started praising the Gible. "Wow! You were great, Cloud! You looked so strong!" Sky smiled. Just then, she noticed something on the ground; a berry? She went over toward it and picked it up. It was a berry! Smiling, Sky put it in her pack. She then looked at Cloud from a distance; he looked slightly different. Then she realized what happened. He leveled up! So Sky smiled at the experience Cloud gained and decided to move on. "Let's go, Cloud," Sky smiled and motioned Cloud to follow her to wherever they were bounded next.
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